Michelle Caruso-Cabrera's Nipples are Showing on CNBC

I can't believe what I am seeing at 10 AM EST this morning on the the nation's leading financial channel.

Here are some reasons why this may be happening:

1) CNBC is trying to improve its ratings in the wake of coming competition from Fox.

2) Michelle is trying to improve her ratings and get a full time gig being on TV after 6 AM in the morning (she is usually on much earlier).

3) This dramatic run up in the stock market is really that exciting.

4) GE's stock is at a 7 year high.

5) Sitting next to Mark Haines is really exciting.

Any other explanations?

Jason Rodgers
Jason Rodgers: Jason Rodgers was an experienced research analyst for a major bank prior to retiring to run his own investment consultancy in beautiful Lihue, Hawaii. Jason contributed articles to BestCashCow from 2008 to 2014.

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  • isleepwell

    September 03, 2008

    Sean,

    I like to drink coffee too, and own shares of CBOU. If you'd like to visit the CBOU yahoo board, I posted a good deal under the thread ...Brett Favre, Alizee, and other thoughts. I can only corner a pot of coffee at a time.

    Michelle makes me happy when I see her on the screen. I'd like her to occasionally "wink" at the camera from time to time just as Louis Rukeyser did. As a viewer, it always made me feel like a friend was in front of me when he did it.

    Dollar strength will bring commodity prices to realistic valuations from my vantage.

    I like music of all sorts. One day, I came across the Flobots, and the "No Handlebars" video. Watch it sometime, and perhaps you'll catch my meaning. Michelle looks a bit like one of the people featured in the video with a bit of an age gap.

    I wish you a splendid day Sean!

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    September 03, 2008

    Wow...I am watching Cramer, and it certainly appears his nipples are showing. I may never look at the fellow the same way again. I definitely need a CNBC pause!

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    September 06, 2008

    ME BUTTONS!

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    September 07, 2008

    On this day, in the 5th at Arlington Park, the number 5 horse caught my interest. As I've watched her before, I figured her to win, so I put her on top, and caught the superfecta. Thank God, horses have names.........."Royale Michelle" won handily. Horses, horses, I love horses!!!

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    September 12, 2008

    On this day, my auto, the US DOLLAR, and Michelle's purple sweater all gave me a lift!!!

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    September 16, 2008

    I didn't catch Michelle today. But, holy cow did the market get some folks gasping for air!

    I like the dollar getting stronger. I like the idea of Americans getting more for their purchasing power throughout the world. I do not apologize for being an American.

    Dollar strength has lead to commodity price adjustments. Perhaps foreign oil countries will need to consider refinancing large scale projects. Some argue a strong dollar will weaken our export posture. Perhaps, but the world requires our technology. The world needs us in spite of their anti-American propaganda. Without US in the lead, the world flounders.

    I am one hundred percent invested in the US stock market on this day. CNBC keeps discussing the financial situation repeatedly. THIS TOO, SHALL PASS!!! Go to your refrigerator. Is there food? Go to your sink. Is there water? Do you possess a means for the above to continue? We've been much worse off as a country.

    If CNBC really believed we had a genuine crisis, they'd suggest to all America how to hunker down. I say, don't apologize for being American. Purchase "I" bonds if you possess the slightest concern about our capital system. Strengthen your government, pay down your credit cards, pay your mortgage regularly, avoid speculation in unfamiliar areas, save as opposed to spend, increase revenues, decrease expenses as a daily practice, read Humberto Cruz, watch Michelle, and others on CNBC who can see beyond the moment.

    Oil will drop, the dollar will gain in strength, the market will recover, Michelle will smille on my screen again. And, I say again, THIS TOO SHALL PASS!!!

    ...isleepwell...

  • Jackson

    September 18, 2008

    The market went down quite a bit today... I lost some major money in goldman sachs but made up for it in ultra short... how is your investments doing is leep

  • isleepwell

    September 19, 2008

    Hi Jackson,

    I'd be lying if I told you my investments make money every single time. Buying right solves much of the selling challenge. It helps to leave an "Afterglow" effect. Read the poem for more insight as to my meaning.
    One day, we'll look at this week, and laugh.

    ...isleepwell...

  • Anonymous

    September 24, 2008

    FORGET CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS ON FINANCIAL CRISIS, BRING ON "THE LADY IN RED"...........MICHELLE...

    I've never seen Michelle looking so lovely as she did today. She makes a smile in a special way. Michelle's amazing!

    All across this room I want to dance, lookin' for a little romance, if given half the chance..... I'd take her breath away.

    Congress people point the finger at everyone but themselves, and forget baseball steroid abuse waste of time hearings. Call them a bit short sighted.

    Hank, and Ben do their best, and should leave it up to the rest, if Congress waffles. Let the financial system collapse, and the ignorant Congress can gasp!

    The lady in RED.........is on CNBC!!!!...........Just for me. Nobody sees.........just....like me.
    And I hardly know........the beauty on screen....but I can tell.....she reports news objectively.

    I'll never forget...the way she looks today.
    Lady in RED! Lady in RED! Lady in RED!

    ...isleepwell...

  • Anonymous

    September 24, 2008

    FORGET CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS ON FINANCIAL CRISIS, BRING ON "THE LADY IN RED"...........MICHELLE...

    I've never seen Michelle looking so lovely as she does today. She makes a smile in a special way. Michelle's amazing!

    All across this room I want to dance, lookin' for a little romance, if given half the chance..... I'd take her breath away.

    Congress people point the finger at everyone, but themselves, and forget baseball steroid abuse waste of time hearings. Call them a bit short sighted.

    Hank, and Ben do their best, and should leave it up to the rest, if Congress waffles. Let the financial system collapse, and the ignorant Congress can gasp!

    The lady in RED.........is waiting on CNBC!!!!...........Just for me. Nobody sees.........just....like me.
    And I hardly know........the beauty on screen....but I can tell.....she reports news objectively.

    I'll never forget...the way she looks today.
    Lady in RED! Lady in RED! Lady in RED!

    ...isleepwell...

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