Doctors See Things Differently

Doctors have very different takes on issues depending upon their specializaion. Here is an amusing example.

When a panel of Doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised no rash moves.

The  Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a  lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a  misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled,  "Over my dead body", while the Pediatricians said, "Grow  up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the  Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the  whole thing and the Radiologists could see right through it!

The  Physicians thought it was a bitter pill to swallow; and the  Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole  new face on the  matter."

The  Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold  water.

The  Anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

Marlene Jackson
Marlene Jackson: Marlene writes funny and interesting stories for us. BA, City College of NY.

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