Michelle Caruso-Cabrera's Nipples are Showing on CNBC

I can't believe what I am seeing at 10 AM EST this morning on the the nation's leading financial channel.

Here are some reasons why this may be happening:

1) CNBC is trying to improve its ratings in the wake of coming competition from Fox.

2) Michelle is trying to improve her ratings and get a full time gig being on TV after 6 AM in the morning (she is usually on much earlier).

3) This dramatic run up in the stock market is really that exciting.

4) GE's stock is at a 7 year high.

5) Sitting next to Mark Haines is really exciting.

Any other explanations?

Jason Rodgers
Jason Rodgers: Jason Rodgers was an experienced research analyst for a major bank prior to retiring to run his own investment consultancy in beautiful Lihue, Hawaii. Jason contributed articles to BestCashCow from 2008 to 2014.

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Comments

 
  • Jackson

    August 13, 2008

    Isleepwell you must not be married for your one true love seems to be michelle without her handle bars that you would love to ride

  • isleepwell

    August 18, 2008

    LOL! I must admit Jackson, the other day, I my heart fluttered when Michelle said the name of Ronald Reagan, and she also commented on the strength of the dollar. And, I will not lie. Michelle would make a beautiful canvas by the right artist. As it is my understanding Michelle currently has a relationship with a billionaire, that leaves me out of the picture of her love life. However, I could put myself on the overtime desired list if it would change anything.

    Sexual relationships come, and go! I have known many in the biblical sense. To think of her in a lustful way would somehow cheapen or lessen my regard for her at this juncture. I can only say, I offer Michelle my friendship via this medium. And, when I make a friend, it is always for life!

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    August 20, 2008

    On this day, the lady in blue electrified her viewing audience during "The Closing Bell". She had numerous guests, dealt with market issues, political tax plan opinions, and more. She looked at the camera as if it was an old friend. Ronald Reagan would have been proud. On this day, Michelle Caruso-Cabrera, and the CNBC "Closing Bell" support staff did an outstanding job.
    Veni, Vidi, Vici! Michelle you were simply super!

    ...isleepwell...

  • Jackson

    August 20, 2008

    I too viewed tonight's closing bell with host michelle looking gorgeous as ever. He soft ever so soft breasts appeal to me more and more each day. May favorite line of today was when Michelle stumbled across the word venus almost pronouncing it penis. I must admit i wish Michelle would stumble across my penis. Maybe someday michelle my bell.

    ----- Jackson -----

  • isleepwell

    August 21, 2008

    Oh, "ME BUTTONS"!!!

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    August 22, 2008

    This morning Michelle discussed the concept of privatization of social security. Dylan promptly agreed with the idea. I also wholeheartedly support the theory, yet, our government will not allow this to take place given our grid locked political system.

    Perhaps we should focus on what political actions we can control. In a novel named, "Ceremony of the Innocent", written by one of my favorite authors, the late Taylor Caldwell, she wrote, "The power to tax gives government the power to wage war". She also revisited the issue in one of her most famous novels, my very favorite book, "The Captains and the Kings".

    Caldwell was no stranger to politics as she was raised into the life to a degree. Wouldn't we do well to revisit the tax model for our Federal system? I want America to succeed economically. And, I want my government to spend wisely, and as frugally as possible. In effect, I want the Congress to not have the dollars at their disposal to spend. By curbing dollars available, they will in effect shrink government as our economy grows. Does that make sense?

    Congress should look at passing laws to limit what percentage of the budget can get funded via deficits. In essence, Congress needs to take the keys away from itself, as it is undoubtedly drunk with spending.

    The next Presidential Administration will inherit challenges concerning deficits, taxes, spending, the economy, social security, health care policy, energy plans, homeland security, defense, etc.. In all of the areas listed above, I implore the future administration to take on the cloak of Ronald Reagan. I remember him saying, "The government that is best, governs the least." We are a free country. Please keep us that way.

    Privatization of social security would be great. I concur. Unfortunately, that may occur if, and when pigs fly!

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    August 28, 2008

    Today, the water cooler discussion focused upon what one of the things you'd like to do before you die. Sue stated she'd like to learn to speak Mandarin Chinese. Bill said he wanted to go golfing for a week in Scotland. Michelle wants to walk on the moon. Goodness, Moon Puzzle are you reading?

    I would like Michelle to walk on my back if she doesn't make it to the moon.

  • sean douglas

    August 30, 2008

    Hey guys what do you think of this interesting market? What kind of positions and what kind of trading do you guys take part in? I am currently still short financials, as long as they stay under their 30 weekly MA. I am long biotech and research services stocks. I am also waiting to see if the commodities continue up over their 30 weekly MA and US dollar continue down, when these trends continue I am Jumping back in.

    What do you CNBC boys think? you have good taste in women, what about stocks LOL

  • isleepwell

    September 01, 2008

    Sean,

    It's good to see you. Doesn't Michelle report financial news in an excellent fashion? I like coffee. I believe oil could go to $69 per barrel if the dollar continues to surge. It's all about THE DOLLAR! I do not concur with your "Jumping Back In" theory. But, we all possess our own strategy.

    Which biotech companies do you like? I wish you luck on your side of the tug of war rope.

    ...isleepwell...

  • Sean Douglas

    September 02, 2008

    ISleep, do you like coffee, as in your trying to corner the market? I love drinking the coffee myself. Michelle really reports the news in her own style and I approve. Yes oil and commodities are definitely looking week and the dollar looks strong. I don’t however believe the dollar bottomed last month.

    GILD, CELG, BAX, PRXL, ICLR

    …and what up with "no handlebars"?

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