Michelle Caruso-Cabrera's Nipples are Showing on CNBC

I can't believe what I am seeing at 10 AM EST this morning on the the nation's leading financial channel.

Here are some reasons why this may be happening:

1) CNBC is trying to improve its ratings in the wake of coming competition from Fox.

2) Michelle is trying to improve her ratings and get a full time gig being on TV after 6 AM in the morning (she is usually on much earlier).

3) This dramatic run up in the stock market is really that exciting.

4) GE's stock is at a 7 year high.

5) Sitting next to Mark Haines is really exciting.

Any other explanations?

Jason Rodgers
Jason Rodgers: Jason Rodgers was an experienced research analyst for a major bank prior to retiring to run his own investment consultancy in beautiful Lihue, Hawaii. Jason contributed articles to BestCashCow from 2008 to 2014.

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  • isleepwell

    September 24, 2008

    FORGET CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS ON FINANCIAL CRISIS, BRING ON "THE LADY IN RED"...........MICHELLE...

    I've never seen Michelle looking so lovely as she did today. She makes a smile in a special way. Michelle's amazing!

    All across this room I want to dance, lookin' for a little romance, if given half the chance..... I'd take her breath away.

    Congress people point the finger at everyone but themselves, and forget baseball steroid abuse waste of time hearings. Call them a bit short sighted.

    Hank, and Ben do their best, and should leave it up to the rest, if Congress waffles. Let the financial system collapse, and the ignorant Congress can gasp!

    The lady in RED.........is on CNBC!!!!...........Just for me. Nobody sees.........just....like me.
    And I hardly know........the beauty on screen....but I can tell.....she reports news objectively.

    I'll never forget...the way she looks today.
    Lady in RED! Lady in RED! Lady in RED!

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    September 24, 2008

    I just listened to Dylan, and a little Wall Street pip squeak bastard on CNBC. Pip Squeak says Larry Kudlow is wrong, and we should sell dollars. He is also advocating a strategy against the Federal Government of the United States of America. Pip Squeak....and others of his peer group need to shut their mouths.

    If they are not part of the financial solution, then, they are a major part of the problem. Someone, will appear to regulate the likes of him in due course.

    I'll bet his entire life has been a paid for good time. Perhaps he needs a bit of scrutiny going forward.

    ...isleepwell...

  • jay turney

    September 30, 2008

    The way they often crowd this exemplary TV journalist off into the shadows reminds me of the reporter who crossed Holly Hunter in Broadcast News and ended up reporting on Artic freezes, on location. Finally they have figured out that since CNBC is half-eye candy anyway, they may as well use a classy and charming Wellesley graduate as the more senior-citizen friendly pert and perky types. More of MC-C and less of the rest.

  • isleepwell

    October 02, 2008

    Every year about this time, I make a batch of between 30-50 gallons of home made wine. It's fun, I learn, and my friends enjoy the final product. Today, my wine making venture got interrupted when Michelle appeared on my screen. She mentioned the "little guy" in this financial restructuring. Unfortunately, nothing more of substance ensued as I sat glued to the monitor hopeful of her reemergence.

    As she reappeared not, I went back to producing this wine. Then, she smiled, and my day improved.

    Perhaps this year will find me purchasing a still to make a stiffer drink. I'm undecided. However, I'm thinking of calling my product "Special Michelle" or "Royal Michelle" or something along those lines.

    The time to depart approaches, and my homemade spaghetti needs a stir. Come to my table. We'll all eat, drink, and enjoy a cheerful time! The "little man", and the "forgotten man" can sit on my right.

    It seems the little guy will save the Wall Street titans this time around.

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    October 07, 2008

    Enjoy a nice fresh garden salad with the spaghetti!

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    October 10, 2008

    On this day, Michelle appears French!

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    October 10, 2008

    Oh Michelle,

    Did you visit the National Gallery in London? If not this time, perhaps do it the next. Please examine the illustrator of Dickens, one...Sir Luke Fildes...i possess an original. I am happy to see you out of the doldrums of the usual surroundings.

    A personality such as yourself needs stimulation. I grow weary of the current CNBC reporting. Anyone could start up a network rivaling CNBC, and win. Please commit yourself to objective reporting standards.

    Please enjoy a safe trip back to CONUS. Somehow, you matter to me.

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    October 14, 2008

    I think Michelle's "hot pink" attire flamed this market rally today. Michelle continues to dress as a UFO..like Brokaw stated...she lets the unforeseen occur in the arena.

    She could gain a massive further understanding of our climate by reading a book called, "The Forgotten Man" by Amity Shlaes. CNBC...educate your reporter. Do you really want her going forward with one perspective on politics?

    My parents struggled through the Great Depression. Everyday of my life spent with them meant listening to tough times of the past. Michelle must understand pure struggle within America or perhaps never achieve memorable greatness in her profession.

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    October 23, 2008

    (RANDOM CADENCE TO HELP TROOPS MORALE)

    Michelle,
    on camera,
    your left your right,
    you're dynamite.
    Your wardrobe is outta sight,
    And, it won't be long,
    until I watch you on my screen at home.

    I used to drive a Cadillac,
    now I pack it on my back,
    And, it won't be long,
    till I watch you on my screen at home.

    Michelle you're standing tall, and looking
    good....
    oughtta be in Hollywood....
    You're standing tall, and looking good...
    ya' oughtta be in Hollywood.

    Oh...Oh...Ooooooooooooooo...
    Michelle GETS A Go!

    See the Lady in RED.....
    She makes her livin' with her head.
    See the Lady in Red......
    She makes her liivin' with her head.

    Oh..oh...ohhhhhhhhh.....
    Miichelle GETS A Go!

    See the Lady in Black....
    She makes her livin' talkin' smack.
    See the Lady in Black.....
    She makes her livin' talkin' smack.

    Oh...oh...ohhhh...oh...oh.....
    Michelle...CC...GETS a GO!
    Oh...Oh...ohhh oh.......
    MCC gets a GO!

    Your left,
    Your left,
    Your left, right..
    Your left, right...
    your left, right,
    Your Dynamite!!!
    1,2,3,4,5
    MCC
    Don' take no jive!

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    October 28, 2008

    I thoroughly enjoy watching Michelle ask pertinent questions, and mentioning worthy points, i.e. (last evening she mentioned the strength of the dollar, and also asked about the likelihood of a depression). After watching the "Is Your Money Safe" show, I must respond in kind. YES MY MONEY IS SAFE!!!

    Today, I didn't catch the whole Power Lunch show as I am getting some heart tests run, but of what I saw both Sue, and Michelle, and the guys appeared professional. It always makes my day to listen to the whit, intellect, and jocular expressions of the entire caste.

    The lady in black certainly caught my attention.
    I will carry the smiles of the entire caste in my heart the rest of this day!

    ...isleepwell...

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