Michelle Caruso-Cabrera's Nipples are Showing on CNBC

I can't believe what I am seeing at 10 AM EST this morning on the the nation's leading financial channel.

Here are some reasons why this may be happening:

1) CNBC is trying to improve its ratings in the wake of coming competition from Fox.

2) Michelle is trying to improve her ratings and get a full time gig being on TV after 6 AM in the morning (she is usually on much earlier).

3) This dramatic run up in the stock market is really that exciting.

4) GE's stock is at a 7 year high.

5) Sitting next to Mark Haines is really exciting.

Any other explanations?

Jason Rodgers
Jason Rodgers: Jason Rodgers was an experienced research analyst for a major bank prior to retiring to run his own investment consultancy in beautiful Lihue, Hawaii. Jason contributed articles to BestCashCow from 2008 to 2014.

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  • isleepwell

    April 08, 2008

    Michelle had a splendid segment with Maria this afternoon. This reporter landed a big Latino fish, and interviewed him. What a testimony to persistence! This reporter keeps getting better everyday. She's red hot, and beaming like a blazing fire. CNBC, have you renegotiated her contract yet?

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    April 11, 2008

    I woke up to a dreary day.
    The blowing drizzle, the chill, the gloomy sky all made the coffee pot matter more.
    And, then, the CNBC morning show did have for a moment Michelle,
    and an AFLAC trivia question to make me think about Einstein, Wilson, and Teddy Roosevelt.

    Into the auto I hopped, and my coffee spillage...
    not a drop!
    This coffee wakes up people around the world.
    Michelle Caruso- Cabrera brightens the early morning eyes,
    and I can remember the camera shot of her thighs
    as I steer the long and winding road on this awful day.
    Will the sun shine? Will it come out? I want to play, but can't today!

    I drive along, and pass the white horse, a Norwegian for
    sure.
    Clearly, it's another day for me without Michelle, and the caste of CNBC.
    Yet, their wit, their charms, their humor, keen insights, imagined coffee breath, their smiles, and the like, I carry in my heart,
    and use as a supplemental cure, and still I wish for more.
    For soon the business of hard work must start,
    and the coffee cup gets emptied,
    and the car door shuts,
    and I push the buttons on the door.
    Then, in a faded agony, I look at the time,
    greet the others as I go,
    and limp across the floor.
    Yes, indeed, I limp across the floor!

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    April 19, 2008

    Goodness, I'm going through withdrawal symptoms. My CNBC time, and Michelle time are both down this past week. When will Michelle give us an exclusive special segment? I can't wait to see, and hear it, as I know it will keep me watching until the bitter/sweet end.

    ...isleepwell...

  • Joe

    April 25, 2008

    isleepwell.......did you see MCC as the babe of the day at drunk trader?

    http://www.drunktrader.com/2008/04/drunktraderco-3.html

  • isleepwell

    April 27, 2008

    Joe...thanks for the link. My convulsions should subside soon!

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    April 30, 2008

    I just caught the last part of Power Lunch today, and was excited to see one of my favorite financial news reporters say the words: "agriculture reports". I'd like to see Michelle discussing these across from Jim Jubak. He has written really neat stuff concerning seeds, commodities, and other fascinating items as well. Oh, Michelle, as far as I can tell, you are super!

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    April 30, 2008

    Perhaps this fellow could assist Michelle in boning up on agriculture: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Schultz

    He won a Nobel Prize.

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    May 06, 2008

    On this morning, Michelle wore an appropriate orange blouse. Some of the guests on the show included: Mike Holland, Dick Armey, Robert Reich, Art Cashion, and another gentleman who discussed health care plans.

    Discussion focused on why Reich was not backing Clinton for President. Michelle called Mr. Reich a traitor at one point. He eloquently defended his posture in supporting Obama. Did I hear a bias from Michelle?

    Then discussion drifted toward health care. Michelle did emphasize the importance of the issue. I applaud the efforts of CNBC to include representatives from both major political parties to discuss this issue.

    I would like to have seen Michelle, and Mike Holland generate more discourse with one another during the show. Mr. Holland was a true friend of the great financial commentator, Mr. Louis Rukeyser. This man understands Wall Street survival. She could gain a massive understanding from that man just as Lou did.

    I did not care for the diatribe between the CNBC economist, and the bond trader in Chicago on this day. Please Joe, stop this from happening. Diatribe like that makes me feel like this show is just imitating ESPN. Or, at least warn me when the B.S. will start so I can turn my set on mute. If it weren't for the fact that Michelle was on the show, at that point, I would have quit watching.

    ...isleepwell...

  • MichelleWatcher

    May 07, 2008

    I agree, that orange top had my eyes out on stalks. She is one voluptuous eyeful.

    Can anyone get Bartiromo to dress like that?

  • isleepwell

    May 07, 2008

    A fine financial reporter, like a Monet, is a masterpiece of exquisite art!

    ...isleepwell...

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